Insert witty title

stjohnstarling:

you finally confess your attraction to the hot priest and he’s like “oh darling, I thought you’d never ask” and proceeds to bite your neck and turn you into another catholic priest

(via porterr-robinson)

gragam:

(via horse-is-a-horse-of-course)

hotmonsterxxx:

bulkvanderhuge42:

😳😏

One of my favorites

(via were--ralph)

just-shower-thoughts:

2000s movies feel modern until you see flip phones and it’s suddenly 20 years old outdated.

charlottan:

charlottan:

pasta expands and spinach shrinks. if we could have them mate we may be able to creayte a food which does not change at all when cooked

(via horse-is-a-horse-of-course)

• Question:

  Opinion on orcs?

  - Anonymous
• Answer:

  baradragon:

  baradragon:

  indifference but everyone seems to draw them with fat uncut hogs so i have to thank them for their service

  

  not for this one no 

catasters:

(via were--ralph)

witchesversuspatriarchy:

Your boundaries are their limits.

(via laughconfetti)

mandywondering:

Did you hear about the kind-hearted medieval warrior who was also gay and liked it rough?

Do not go gently into that good knight

(via keranos-god-of-storm-crows)

queercoded-disney-villain:

queercoded-disney-villain:

The autism to punk pipeline.

“Well these social rules are stupid” -> “Well these societal rules are stupid”

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